Any­one who has no idea who the spurs are, ig­nore this, from Cary Clack.

My fa­vorite bit­s:

And what are some of the thug­gish things the team does?

Well, you know those al­le­ga­tions about Michael Vick?

The Spurs are in­to pit bull fight­ing?

No, no. Pan­da bears.

What?

Pan­da bear fight­ing. Most of the guys own pan­da bears, so we get to­geth­er, put soft and fluffy pil­lows on the paws of the bears and let them go at it.

How dirty are you go­ing to be to­wards Le­Bron?

Re­al dirty. The fans are go­ing to help us mess that kid up. You know how he spells his name with a cap­i­tal 'B'?

Yes.

Well. We're go­ing to have posters spell­ing it with a small 'b.' And when they call out his name they're go­ing to scream 'Le­bron!' in­stead of 'Le­Bron.' It's dirty, but that's how we roll in San An­to­nio.